Early to bed, early to rise... makes you miss all the good movies on cable.

One good turn... gets most of the blankets.

If the shoe fits...get another one just like it.

The pen is mightier than the sword... but a magnum 44 will take their heads clean off.

Why has the metric system only caught on with the drug dealers?

If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?

Why are the neighbors the only ones that listen when I'm upset?

Did you know that seven out of four people have trouble with fractions?

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US Toy Magic Shop Kansas City MO.

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